“- first pitch Home run - two home runs in first inning - Beltre Home run ball right at peter. Idiot blocks ball and knocks beer out of Peter's hand - turns out we lost an autographed ball, bat, and jacket from that - seeing ichiro play (got a hit) - Yu Darvish gives up 10 runs for first time in career - Giancarlo Stanton 468 off of Jason grilli - beltre goes 3-3 with an ejection - bannister immediately gets ejected afterwards - free whataburger for a year promotion successful - half off papa johns pizza with a loss -Kid eats shit 10 feet from finish line on steal a base promotion but pushes through and finishes in time - position player (3rd string catcher) Brett Nicholas makes first debut of season at pitcher. - pitches a 44 mph "curveball" with a "fastball" of 74mph - went from an ERA of 108.0 to 36.0 in a span of 4 pitches (4 runs allowed) - bases loaded followed by hit by pitch. (Two hit by pitches that inning) - Beltre passed Cal Ripken Jr. on all time doubles list - 32 runs on 32 hits. No errors. (Marlins left 5 on base while scoring 22 points).”